Top 10 Kollywood Technology Breakthroughs

Everybody loves Technology . And with the invent of new technologies, life tends to become a bit more easier . But there’s always a strong between Kollywood and Tech Breakthroughs . I’ve seen many Technologies ‘unveiled’ in Tamil Movies . In these lines , well see the Top 10 Tech Breakthroughs of Kollywood .

10. The Point Blank Sniper-Modhi Vilayadu

Modhi Vilayadu is a Comedy Circus . So lets concentrate only on our part . A trained Assassin from HongKong is hired to kill Vinay . And guess what , he rides along in a van adjacent to Vinay’s car in a attempt kill scene . He sports the usual full black dress with a gulla-face mask . The gun he uses is a high tech Sniper rifle which pans and zooms at the target automatically .  Eventhough the target is a punch away from the barrel , it focuses exactly and the assassin any how misses the shot . Point Blank Sniper is at Number 10.

9. Finger Pistol - Newtonin Moonram Vidhi

This is NOT a kollywood breakthrough actually , it was invented by the Director of the Mega Hit Holly movie ‘Shoot ’em Up’ . Ya , the one with Monica Bellucci :P . In NMV , S.J. Surya has a set of bullets but unfortunately couldn’t find a gun . So he keeps each bullet in the gap between his fingers and keeps his hand in fire . The bullets fire like party pops and kills the Villain . Seems Surya don’t need guns after all .

8. The Auto Corrupt Pen Drive - Billa 2007

Ajith gives a Pen Drive to Rahman at the Climax scene . At first he checks it and it ‘Works’ fine . ‘works’ here means there is a extremely complex User Interface design on the Pen Drive which on Plugging autoruns and shows the List of Names of All Felons associated with him . Such a thoughtful backup by ‘Jegadish’ . And the fun part is that after some time the PC screen starts shaking and a error message is shown saying ‘File Corrupted’ in Big Red Capital Letters . Apple, are you listening ?

7. Video Background Analyzer - Narasimha

The Terrorists send a video to the Police which is shot from a Desert Location . But it is actually not . The T forces shoot the video in a Snowy place and apply their CG expertise in it to change the BG . Vijaykanth on seeing the video , finds out that the BG has been tampered and hits ‘Enter’ on the Keyboard . Kaboom. The original snowy bg shows up and they zero in the Terrorists hiding place . Highly Advanced Material .

6. The Parachute Coat - Villu

Before going to the Parachute Coat, this whole sequence from Villu is Futuretastic. The Laser Room copied from Resident Evil, the biometric , voice and retina testing machine which projects the message ‘Voice code accepted’ in mid air and the Pocket Knife which cuts through Industry Grade Aluminum like Processed Cheese , the list goes on . Anyway, when Vijay jumps from the Plane , he doesn’t seem to wear a Parachute. But when he tears open his Coat, a fully functional Parachute kicks out and he flies and lands in Nayanthara’s lap . Ya , HE WAS WEARING THE CHUTE THE WHOLE TIME ! .

5.  Do-it-Yourself Phone Explosives - Madura

The Villain owns a Mobile Network . So what ? He plants explosives in SIM cards . Soon most of the phones in the city have this Remote Controllable Any Time Activation Explosive in them . When Villain threatens to detonate it by Calling A NUMBER , Vijay destroys a nearby telephone tower and thus saving millions of lives . The city is safe , Thanks to Powerpuff Vijay .

4. Bullet Proof Archana Plates - Sabari

This Video is probably the most watched Video in YouTube . Vijaykanth has a archana plate under his shirt. The Bad Guy takes out a .38 and takes a clean shot at Captain’s Chest area. The bullet cruises towards him , hits the plate takes an inverse swinging parabolic path and hits back the bad guy clean an square . NYPD R&D guys have watched the video zillion times , reports say .

3. Pyro Tactics - Sanda

Nadiya and her Daughter arrive in a car . Our hero Sundar C takes a Knife and throws it with deadly precision towards the Fuel tank of the car . The knife clean shaves the Tank cover along with the lid . Then he ignites his cigarette using his BARE HANDS , how cool is it . Then throws the Cig with the same accuracy , it gets into the tank and blows off the damn car . Sundar C scores a 3 pointer .

2. Powerpoint v.135.9 - Sivaji The Boss

Rajini somehow has a ppt which shows the list of bogus assets of people . And as the slideshow progresses , the ppt pulls info from complex servers across the country and finally shows what ? THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF BLACKMONEY IN INDIA . Tax Officials , don’t you worry . The file will be mailed to you soon .

1. Age Miracle - Singaravelan .

This is probably why i thought of writing this post itself.  In Singaravelan , Kamal has a photo of Khusboo shot at the Age of 5 . He wants to know how she looks like after 18 years . So they go to a place called ’ Computer Point’. The gentle man there scans the photo and does some Coding which makes it possible to create a image of her as she grows year by year . Wait up , after reaching a ‘considerable’ age they decide to cloth her up . And we see the lovely Khusboo dancing around wearing a pink dress in AVM sets filled with dry ice smoke. This by far is the most advanced piece of engineering i’ve ever come across in Kollywood .

I may have left out certain other far more advanced feats . Just let me know . Hail Kollywood .

Comments (28)

  1. Aug 9, 2009 at 4:52 AM
    The old saying is very true necessity is the mother of invention.
  2. Aug 9, 2009 at 6:00 AM
    Singaravelan imba da… But Narasimha thaan top!!! Oru Enter key la ennenna vitha olinjikku???
  3. Aug 9, 2009 at 6:03 AM
    I think you missed a super vijayakanth special… in a movie (donno the name), he sees a photo of a terrorist car… no computer experts can figure out anything… thalaivar comes… with simple computer mouse, he rubs the car window…. TADAA!!! car window GONE!!! terrorist is smiling at the photographer!!!
  4. Aug 9, 2009 at 6:24 AM
    @jegan: This technology our captain gave should go in the list too :) @Pradep: As usual I had quite a laugh. You should seriously consider doing a stand up comedy show like Sienfield. The post is awesome. Thanks :)
  5. Aug 9, 2009 at 6:53 AM
    Extreme !! :)
  6. Aug 9, 2009 at 9:28 AM
    =)) lmao.. that was good
  7. Aug 9, 2009 at 11:35 AM
    oru idea for ur next post da… “Bit adipadhu eppadi… Learn from Tamil Cinema” Ex. in the first half an hour of movie ‘arasangam’, , most of vijayakanth’s dialogues are a ‘Ditto’ tamil translation of the dialogues of Al Pacino from The Recruit!!!!
  8. Aug 9, 2009 at 12:30 PM
    LOL! Technology #4 is my favourite. For national security purposes, we have to make sure terrorists don’t watch that scene.
  9. Aug 9, 2009 at 12:52 PM
    Dei…. Singaravelan is a comedy film da… just for fun they did like tht… anyways… we cant change kollywood… so let’s enjoy their comedies. :)
  10. Aug 9, 2009 at 12:54 PM
    Dei apdi paatha aairam vishayam irukku da . Do you know the Mobile Phone Surgery ? Goons will cut the power supply of an operation theatre in which Captain is a Doctor (ROFL) . There are no generators or Inverters or UPS ses in the Hospital . So Cap tells everyone to take off their cellphone and on it . They do surgery in that light :D . I never knew Basic model nokia phones emit as much light as Police spotlights . We must put a seperate list for Cap and all da .
  11. Aug 9, 2009 at 12:55 PM
    Thanks Suji . And stand up comedy a , adhuvum Seinfield alavukka , Semma comedy .
  12. Aug 9, 2009 at 12:57 PM
    Thanks man . Did my post get the honor of being Raghav’s first read post in Indian Soil ? :D
  13. Aug 9, 2009 at 12:58 PM
    Thanks da . 5.28 am ? Early rise a illa thoongave illaya ?
  14. Aug 9, 2009 at 1:00 PM
    Dei that Video in Youtube , many foreigners have seen it and commented. One fellow has commented kalachifying the whole Tamil industry and Tamil Language itself. Many tamil people are trying to reason with him . Captain has started a big World war in YouTube .
  15. Aug 9, 2009 at 1:02 PM
    Vara Puthu padam ellathulayum idhumaari oru comedy irukku . Reality nra concept la eppo thaan therinjipaangalo . Pulp Fiction , Reservoir Dogs maari padatha paathu therinjikka sollanum :P . And i didnt see Aegan, athaan listla atha ezhudhala . I am sure it has some comedy like this. Right ?
  16. Aug 9, 2009 at 1:21 PM
    Aegan is a comedy film :) there are no comedies like you think ;) btw give the link for #4.
  17. Aug 9, 2009 at 2:02 PM
    Machi..semma post da.. Narasimha and Sabari were ultimate da!! ‘Captain’ always leads from the front!! :)
  18. Aug 9, 2009 at 2:08 PM
  19. Aug 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM
    Watch this also… Breaking Newton’s law of gravity with a mustache… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IQNdmAWbxo
  20. Aug 11, 2009 at 2:22 AM
    i strongly suggest ‘mouth controlled accelerator’ from kuruvi. our thalapathy!? will accelerate the race car using just his teeth. schumi , better get tips from vijay.
  21. Aug 11, 2009 at 5:37 AM
    semma comedy sir neenga ;) keep postin!
  22. Aug 14, 2009 at 1:21 PM
    Aah . How did i forget that . 10 is very small number for this list you see .
  23. Aug 14, 2009 at 1:21 PM
    Thanks L lot.
  24. Aug 20, 2009 at 9:25 PM
    Sariyaana scene da… Kandippaa top 5 la vandhurukkanum… pradepu… list a maathi podu (naataama style)
  25. Sep 3, 2009 at 4:46 PM
    lol lol lol…always great comedy only in our films…If we talk about capt the list goes oooooooonnnn…and about the villu if u remem the killing of the village,flying then duet with nayan is all a single sequence..anga dan director touch iruku;)
  26. Sep 3, 2009 at 4:47 PM
    sorry killing of the villain
  27. Sep 3, 2009 at 5:02 PM
    He He ya . Theatre la antha scenellam paathuttu Tension aitten . First day vera poyirunthen , oru gumbala ajith fans vanthu maranama kalaichittu irunthanga .
  28. Sep 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM
    i went for preview…appo tink abt my state:(( ;)

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