Autorun.inf udan arai mani neram !!!

Haaaa , innikku oru vetti incident nadanthuthu . My sis (Pavithraa 8th Std) was doing some social science project and wanted me to take printouts of some photos . Photos as in Mahatma Gandhi, Ambedkar and all .. Enga veetla printer vela seyyathathunaala naal athellam en pendrivela pottu pakkathula irukkara browsing centerkku print edukkarthukkaga ponen . Anga nadantha comedy than intha post .

Antha kadaikku naan porathu ithaan first time llam kedayathu . Vazhakkamave naan anga poi thaan print eduppen . Antha kada owner payyan oruthan than eppavume print-section la iruppan . Hmmm avan kadippa oru school payyan than . 10 illa 11th padippannu nenaikkaren . Avan computer operations e enakku vazhakkama sirippaa varum . Nera poga vendiya pathukku enga engayo poi povan . Naanum, seri school boy thaane . Ithukkellam namma geli seyya koodathunnu vittuduven . Innikku enna achu nna , naan poi ukkanthu avan kitta pen drive a kuduthen  . Antha system la Virus sure a irukkkum pola . NewFolder.exe llam anga anga paathen . Athillama C: D: llam totalla maaripoi “$%^&@#C:”  “$%^&@#D:” , Ipdi ellam kaamichittu irunthuthu . Serinnu solli “Enna da Computerla egapatta Virus irukkum polirukku” nnu aarambichen .

Athukku avan different a na oru reaction kuduthaan . Enakku appo purila . Kaspersky 7 install panni irunthuthu avan systemla . Naan kuda ‘Paravalla , payyan konjam eppa-sappaya irunthaalum konjam recent aana S/W llam vechitukkanennu ’ nenachen . Pen Drive a pottan . Right-Click > Scan For Viruses . Naan itha edhir paakala . Enna entha browsing center la yum enakku therinju Scan panna maatanga . Naan en computerla pen drive edutha apparam en cousin veetukku poittu anga pottuttu oru padam copy pannittu ponen . Kadaila  Scan pannathula paatha eaagappatta Virus . Kaspersky alaritte irukku . Payyan tension aaittan . Appo oru reaction kuduthaan paarunga , sathiyama naan atha marakkave maaten . “Virus , enga computerla illa . Unga pen drive la than irukku " . Ippo thaan enakku naan ketta prev questionukku avan kudutha reaction purinjithu .

Ovvoru virus detect aaga detect aaga enna avan enna thirumbi thirumbi etho kutravaali ya paakara maari paathuttu irunthaan . Ithula periya comedy ennanna , Ovvoru filekkum Kaspersky Dialog box vanthu “What do want to do with this file 1.Delete 2.Skip” nnu kekkum . Thalaivan ella thadavum SKIP a than azhutharan . Virus delete e aagama apdiye kuthukallu maari ukkanthutte irunthu . “Dei Skip kudukkatha da  , Delete a press pannu” nnu solli paathen . Kekkave illa . Kadaisiya Delete a press panna aarambichaan . 100-150 virus irunthuthu . Ovvvonna DELETE DELETE nnu azhuthitte irunthaaan . Enakku neram vera aaguthu , Sema kaduppu . “Anga oru chinna tick irukku paaruda Apply-to-all nu . Atha select pannittu apparam Delete kududa” nnu . Athayum kekkala . Avan a porutha varaikkum naan oru miga periya kutrathan pannitten pola .

Naanum evlo neram thaan samalikkarthu “Inga varrathukku munnadi innoru browsing centerla pottuttu eduthu vanthen da . Athaan ivlo virus " nu . Reactione illa . Avan panna comedy ennana . Full Scan panniduvan . Eject . Replug . Thiruppi Scan . Intha maathiri 4 thadava pannittan . Naan palla kadichittu anga ukkanthuttu irunthen . “Dei naangellan Virus odaye vaazhka nadatharomda . Trojan kuda Tea-Coffee laam saptirukkum” nellam thonuchu . Avan thirumba thirumba scan pannite irunthen . 25 nimishan aairukkum . Ovvoru scanukkum virus karanju Koranju kadaisiya ore oru virusla vanthu ninnuchu . Athaan AUTORUN.INF . Pogave illa . “Athu pogathu da . Free a vidu . Right Click > Explore poda " nnu sonnen . Innoru thada va scan pannan . Pogala . Takkunnu eject pannu kaila kuduthu “Anna, Virus pogave maatenguthu, romba periya virus a irukkum polirukku. Open panna enga computerla erangidum . So Sorry” . Naan apdiye shock aaitten . Side la poonthu ‘Attrib’ llam pottu atha thookalam nu nenachen . Sathiyama computera enkitta kudumaatan . Intha command llam paathu naan etho puthu virus a pugutharennu nenachu terror aaiduvaannu solli vittuten  . “Thank U da . Itha ara mani neram munnadiye solli irukkalaam” nnu solli vandi eduthuttu innoru kadaikku ponen .

Anga pen drive pottu double click pannan antha kada aalu “Windows cannot open the drive specified " . “Virus ippo ella machine la yum irukku pola” nnu solli cool a Right Click > Explore poi antha file a print kuduthaaru . Appaada nnu aaiduchu . Gandhiyayum Ambedkarayum en vandilaa vechuttu veedu poi sernthen . Autorun.inf naala ara mani neram waste :-( .

Comments (11)

  1. Aug 5, 2008 at 11:33 AM
    ha ha …half i understood …seemed very funny … ^^ am first to comment :D
  2. Aug 7, 2008 at 1:49 AM
    hmmm… something strange….. no small comments yet… :P
  3. Aug 7, 2008 at 1:55 AM
    Autorun.inf is a ‘small’ virus da…. :D i know ur system is full of small viruses… :D :D (at the max…. only 4 will understand this… if they are sharp!! :P)
  4. Aug 7, 2008 at 1:57 AM
    ha ha .. count me in .. SMALL boys …
  5. Aug 7, 2008 at 11:12 AM
    @ Sri U understood that much a ?? Great man . See u can learn the tamil language from my blog . Read a post daily and ull become master of tamil in 30 days :-P
  6. Aug 7, 2008 at 11:13 AM
    @ Senthil Dei i dont understand what u are talking . Dont use cryptic words that i dont understand . OK ?
  7. Aug 8, 2008 at 1:01 AM
    lol… oscar winning performance!! crypts huh? i know u r nt that blunt! :D
  8. Aug 8, 2008 at 9:39 PM
    +1 vote for “oscar” to pradep…..i don’t think any other guy will vote :D …… the rest reading this blog are blunt ……..:D
  9. Aug 9, 2008 at 10:34 PM
    +1 vote for me . Coz i ain’t acting idiots . I am a ’truth’ person . No need to ‘act’ in any roles u guys say . Show some respect . Dont use ‘mean’ words . :-P
  10. Aug 17, 2008 at 1:02 AM
    anthe net center payyan naan da :D sema comedy ah ezhuthura pradep… keep writing da
  11. Aug 19, 2008 at 2:29 AM
    Thanks da .. I will . Vera ethuvum ippo comedy a nadakka maatenguthu athan waiting .

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